GET IT?? FUN-GI??? FUN GUY! ... I guess this would be better if I actually was a guy. Huh.
Cleaning up leaves and the gardens this fall and minding my own business when... wait, what? What is THAT?!!??!
Yup. My yard is infested with alien spores. To be expected. Couldn't just have mushrooms like a normal house. NooOOOoooOOoo. They have to be pods of yellow death in the earth. And everywhere I looked? MORE!
Luckily, they popped right up from their earthly bed without any fuss. But still! And surprisingly? Those suckers were heavy!
Well, here's to hoping I didn't breath in toxic spores....